A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.
You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.
A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.
You are in a garden, and you are astonished.
David Bowie, making of Life On Mars? video, 1973.
(Most of) Awesome Mix, Vol. 1
Lookit how cute my friends are
on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife
Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.
i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from